Well, I have to admit, I appreciate your directness, Darryl, and I will try and be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be: I think…no, I am positive, that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time that we have been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.
— The Witches of Eastwick
